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ESL 209: Wanted To Know How His Pig's Doing


ESL 209: Wanted To Know How His Pig's Doing


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Two mayors made a bet on the outcome of the Vegetable Bowl, the annual football game between their high school teams. If Arvada's team lost, the mayor of Arvada would send the mayor of Boulder ten pounds of sliced potatoes, ready for frying. If Boulder's team lost, the mayor would send ten pounds of sliced tomatoes, ready for sandwiches or salads.

Unfortunately, before the game started, the mayor of Boulder overheard the Arvada mayor tell someone: "They grow the worst tomatoes. If they lose and send us their tomatoes, I'm going to give them all to my pig." The mayor of Boulder was upset to hear this, because he thought Boulder's tomatoes were the best in the state. So he gave the matter some thought.

The following week, the big game was played. Boulder lost its star quarterback in the first half when he tripped over a cheerleader and sprained his big toe. The quarterback glumly watched the rest of the game from the bench. His team ended up losing, 38 to 12. The two mayors shook hands after the game, and the Arvada mayor said, "I'm really looking forward to those tomatoes." As the Boulder team left the stadium, some unhappy fans threw ripe tomatoes at them.

A week later, the mayor of Arvada received a package of beautifully sliced tomatoes. He took them straight to his pig, which gobbled them right up. That night the mayor of Boulder asked his wife if Arvada's mayor had called. "No," she said. "Why?" "Because I mixed a pint of hot sauce into the tomatoes and I wanted to know how his pig's doing."

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*Vocabulary:

• annual:
• bench:
• cheerleader:
• glumly:
• gobble:
• mayor:
• package:
• pint:
• ripe:
• salad:
• sandwich:
• sauce:
• slice:
• sprain:
• stadium:
• unfortunately:

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*Yes/No Questions:

• Did two mayors make a bet?

• Does the Vegetable Bowl contain lettuce and tomatoes?

• Does the Vegetable Bowl occur twice a year?

• Are sliced potatoes ready for frying?

• Are sliced tomatoes ready for planting?


• Did the Boulder mayor overhear the Arvada mayor?

• Did the Arvada mayor overhear the Boulder mayor?

• Was the final score 38 to 12?

• Did Arvada win the football game?

• Were some fans unhappy?

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*Fill in blanks:

Two mayors made a bet on the outcome ____ the Vegetable Bowl, the annual football game between____ high school teams. If Arvada’s team lost, the ____ of Arvada would send the mayor of Boulder ____ pounds of sliced potatoes, ready for frying. If ____ ’s team lost, the mayor would send ten pounds ____ sliced tomatoes, ready for sandwiches or salads.

Unfortunately, ____ the game started, the mayor of Boulder overheard ____ Arvada mayor tell someone: “They grow the worst ____ . If they lose and send us their tomatoes, ____ ’m going to give them all to my pig.” ____ mayor of Boulder was upset to hear this, ____ he thought Boulder’s tomatoes were the best in ____ state. So he gave the matter some thought.

____ following week, the big game was played. Boulder ____ its star quarterback in the first half when ____ tripped over a cheerleader and sprained his big ____ . The quarterback glumly watched the rest of the____ from the bench. His team ended up losing, ____ to 12. The two mayors shook hands after ____ game, and the Arvada mayor said, “I’m really____ forward to those tomatoes.” As the Boulder team ____ the stadium, some unhappy fans threw ripe tomatoes____ them.

A week later, the mayor of Arvada____ a package of beautifully sliced tomatoes. He took ____ straight to his pig, which gobbled them right ____ . That night the mayor of Boulder asked his ____ if Arvada’s mayor had called. “No,” she said. “____ ?” “Because I mixed a pint of hot sauce ____ the tomatoes and I wanted to know how ____ pig’s doing.”

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*Translate into Vietnamese:

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ESL 209: Wanted To Know How His Pig's Doing

*Vocabulary:


• annual: hàng năm
• bench: mẫu
• cheerleader: người dẫn đầu đội cổ vũ
• glumly: ủ rũ
• gobble: ăn ngấu nghiến
• mayor: thị trưởng
• package: gói
• pint: panh = 0,47 lit
• ripe: chín
• salad: xà lách
• sandwich: bánh mì kẹp thịt
• sauce: nước xốt
• slice: lát cắt
• sprain: trặc chân
• stadium: tượng, ba toong, chổ dựa, sân vận động
• unfortunately: không may

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*Yes/No Questions:

• Did two mayors make a bet? Yes

• Does the Vegetable Bowl contain lettuce and tomatoes? No

• Does the Vegetable Bowl occur twice a year? No

• Are sliced potatoes ready for frying? Yes

• Are sliced tomatoes ready for planting? No

• Did the Boulder mayor overhear the Arvada mayor? Yes

• Did the Arvada mayor overhear the Boulder mayor? NO

• Was the final score 38 to 12? Yes

• Did Arvada win the football game? Yes

• Were some fans unhappy? Yes

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*Fill in blanks:

Two mayors made a bet on the outcome __of__ the Vegetable Bowl, the annual football game between____their__ high school teams. If Arvada’s team lost, the ____mayor__ of Arvada would send the mayor of Boulder __ten__ pounds of sliced potatoes, ready for frying. If ____Boulder__ ’s team lost, the mayor would send ten pounds __of__ sliced tomatoes, ready for sandwiches or salads.

Unfortunately, ____before__ the game started, the mayor of Boulder overheard ___the_ Arvada mayor tell someone: “They grow the worst __tomatoes___ . If they lose and send us their tomatoes, ___I_ ’m going to give them all to my pig.” _The___ mayor of Boulder was upset to hear this, ____because__ he thought Boulder’s tomatoes were the best in __the__ state. So he gave the matter some thought.

__The__ following week, the big game was played. Boulder __lost__ its star quarterback in the first half when __he__ tripped over a cheerleader and sprained his big __toe__ . The quarterback glumly watched the rest of the__game__ from the bench. His team ended up losing, __38__ to 12. The two mayors shook hands after _the___ game, and the Arvada mayor said, “I’m really______looking_ forward to those tomatoes.” As the Boulder team __left__ the stadium, some unhappy fans threw ripe tomatoes___at_ them.

A week later, the mayor of Arvada__received_ a package of beautifully sliced tomatoes. He took __them__ straight to his pig, which gobbled them right _up___ . That night the mayor of Boulder asked his __wife__ if Arvada’s mayor had called. “No,” she said. “__Why__ ?” “Because I mixed a pint of hot sauce __into__ the tomatoes and I wanted to know how __his__ pig’s doing.”

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*Translate into Vietnamese:

[i] Muốn biết con heo của ông ấy ra sao[/b]

Hai thị trưởng cá cược nhau kết quả của cúp Chén Rau Củ, trận đá banh hàng năm giữa hai đội trường trung học của họ. Nếu đội của Arvada thua, thị trưởng sẽ gửi cho thị trưởng của Boulder mười pound khoai tây lát, để chiên. Nếu đội Boulder thua, thị trưởng sẽ gửi mười pound cà chua lát, làm bánh mì kẹp thịt hoặc xà lách.

Không may thay, trước khi trận đấu bắt đầu, thị trưởng Boulder nghe thị trưởng Arvada nói với ai đó:"Họ trồng cà chua tệ nhất. Nếu họ thua và gửi cà chua đến, tôi sẽ cho heo của tôi ăn hết." Thị trưởng Boulder buồn khi nghe điều này, vì ông nghĩ cà chua của Boulder là loại tốt nhất của tiểu bang. Nên ông suy nghĩ về vấn đề này.

Tuần sau, trận đấu lớn xảy ra. Boulder mất ngôi sao hậu vệ trong hiệp một khi anh vấp chân phải người đội trưởng đội cổ vũ và trật ngón chân cái. Hậu vệ ủ rũ nhìn trận đấu còn lại phía sau. Đội của anh cuối cùng bị thua, 38 - 12. Hai thị trưởng bắt tay sau trận đấu, và thị trưởng Arvada nói, "Tôi thật sự đang mong chờ những quả cà chua." Khi đội Boulder rời sân vận động, vài kẻ hâm mộ không vui đã ném cà chua chín vào họ.

Một tuần sau, thị trưởng Arvada nhận một gói cà chua xắt lát thật đẹp. Ông mang ngay cho heo của ông, chúng ngốn ngay tức khắc. Tối hôm đó thị trưởng Boulder hỏi vợ ông thị trưởng Arvada có gọi lại không. "Không," bà trả lời. "Tại sao?" Vì tôi đã trộn một panh = 0,47 lit nước xốt cay vào cà chua và tôi muốn biết heo của ông ấy có bị làm sao không."

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LESSON 209:

WANTED TO KNOW HIS PIG'S DOING -
MẤY CON HEO CỦA HẮN THẾ NÀO RỒI NHỈ -

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*Vocabulary:

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• annual: hàng năm,
• bench: ghế băng, ghế dài .
• cheerleader: đội cổ vũ .
• glumly: ủ rủ, rầu rĩ .
• gobble: nuốt trộng, ngốn ngấu .
• mayor: thị trưởng .
• package: bưu kiện, đóng gói .
• pint: đơn vị thể tích hoặc dung tích . 1 pint=0,473 lít .
• ripe: chin .
• salad: rau trộn dầu giấm .
• sandwich: bánh mì xăng-uých .
• sauce: nước xốt , nu7o1c chấm .
• slice: xắt lát mỏng .
• sprain: bong gân .
• stadium: sân vận động .
• unfortunately: thật đáng tiếc, không may .

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*Yes/No Questions:
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• Did two mayors make a bet?
- Yes, they did.

• Does the Vegetable Bowl contain lettuce and tomatoes?
- No, it doesn’t.

• Does the Vegetable Bowl occur twice a year?
- No, it doesn’t. The Vegetable Bowl occurs annually.

• Are sliced potatoes ready for frying?
- Yes, they ar .

• Are sliced tomatoes ready for planting?
- No, they aren’t . Sliced tomatoes are ready for sandwiches or salads .

• Did the Boulder mayor overhear the Arvada mayor?
- Yes, he di .

• Did the Arvada mayor overhear the Boulder mayor?
- No, he didn’t.

• Was the final score 38 to 12?
- Yes, it wa .

• Did Arvada win the football game?
- Yes, they did.

• Were some fans unhappy?
- Yes, they were.

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*Fill in blanks:
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Two mayors made a bet on the outcome of the Vegetable Bowl, the annual football game between two high school teams. If Arvada’s team lost, the mayor of Arvada would send the mayor of Boulder ten pounds of sliced potatoes, ready for frying. If Boulder ’s team lost, the mayor would send ten pounds of sliced tomatoes, ready for sandwiches or salads.

Unfortunately, before the game started, the mayor of Boulder overheard the Arvada mayor tell someone: “They grow the worst tomatoes. If they lose and send us their tomatoes, I’m going to give them all to my pig.” The mayor of Boulder was upset to hear this, because he thought Boulder’s tomatoes were the best in the state. So he gave the matter some thought.

The following week, the big game was played. Boulder lost its star quarterback in the first half when he tripped over a cheerleader and sprained his big toe. The quarterback glumly watched the rest of the game from the bench. His team ended up losing, 38 to 12. The two mayors shook hands after the game, and the Arvada mayor said, “I’m really lookingforward to those tomatoes.” As the Boulder team left the stadium, some unhappy fans threw ripe tomatoes atthem.

A week later, the mayor of Arvada received a package of beautifully sliced tomatoes. He took them straight to his pig, which gobbled them right up . That night the mayor of Boulder asked his wife if Arvada’s mayor had called. “No,” she said. “Why ?” “Because I mixed a pint of hot sauce into the tomatoes and I wanted to know how his pig’s doing.”

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*Translate into Vietnamese:
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Hai thị trưởng đánh cuộc trên kết quả của giải Vegetable Bowl, là cuộc thi đấu bóng đá thường niên giữa các đội của trường trung học. Nếu đội của Arvada thua, thị trưởng của đội Arvada sẽ gởi cho cho đội của Boulder 10 pounds khoai tây xắt lát mỏng, sẵn sàng cho việc chiên giòn. Nếu đội của Boulder thua, viên thị trưởng sẽ gởi 10 pounds cà chua xắt lát mỏng, sẵn sàng cho món bánh mì kẹp thịt hoặc rau trộn dầu giấm.

Thật không may, trước khi cuộc thi đấu bắt đầu, thị trưởng của Boulder tình cờ nghe thị trưởng Arvada nói với một ai đó: "Họ trồng loại cà chua dở nhất. Nếu họ thua và gởi cà chua cho chúng tôi, Tôi sẽ đem cho mấy con heo nhà tôi ăn hết thôi." Thị trường của Boulder thật buồn bực khi nghe được như thế, bởi vì ông nghĩ rằng cà chua của Boulder là loại ngon nhất trong tiểu bang. Vì thế vấn đề đó đã làm ông suy nghĩ.

Tuần tiếp theo, trận đấu quan trọng đã được tiến hành. Trong nữa hiệp đầu, đội Boulder thiếu mất ngôi sao tiền vệ của mình khi anh vấp chân vào đội cổ vũ và bị bong gân ngón chân cái. Trong thời gian còn lại của trận đấu, cầu thủ tiền vệ rầu rĩ ngồi xem trên băng ghế. Đội của anh kết thúc thất bại, 38-12. Sau trận đấu, hai thị trưởng bắt tay nhau, và thị trưởng Arvada nói, "Tôi thật sự mong chờ những trái cà chua ấy đấy." Khi đội Boulder rời khỏi sân vận động, những người hâm mộ không hài lòng đã ném cà chua chín vào họ.

Một tuần sau, thị trưởng của Arvada nhận được một gói cà chua xắt lát rất đẹp. Ông mang thẳng ra cho lũ heo của ông, chúng ăn ngấu nghiến ngay tức thì. Tối hôm đó thị trưởng của Boulder hỏi vợ ông là thị trưởng Arvada có gọi điện hay không. "Không có," bà nói. "Tại sao thế?" "Vì anh đã trộn một panh xốt cay vào cà chua và anh muốn biết lũ heo của hắn có chuyện gì không."

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. 300.Get Me a Caffe Latte




. 301.The Slow Computer-1
. 302.The Slow Computer-2
. 303.The Careful Reader
. 304.Avoid the Flu
. 305.Magician Attracts Women
. 306.US Border Patrol
. 307.Car Shopping in California
. 308.Happy Anniversary
. 309.“Read All about It!”
. 310.A Factory Worker
. 311.Bad Pork
. 312.Don’t Eat the Meat
. 313.Copper Robbers
. 314.Weekly Driving Lessons-1
. 315.Weekly Driving Lessons-2
. 316.Laundry Day-1
. 317.Laundry Day-2
. 318.The Bargain CD Set-1
. 319.The Bargain CD Set-2
. 320.It’s All Over
. 321.The New Clothes-1
. 322.The New Clothes-2
. 323.Food as Punishment
. 324.US Passports Outsourced
. 325.The Demanding Son
. 326.A Practical Joke
. 327.The Dead Pedestrian
. 328.Bad News, Good News
. 329.The Cluster Balloonist
. 330.The Rude Clerk
. 331.The Tax Charge
. 332.The Fire in the Hills-1
. 333.The Fire in the Hills-2
. 334.The Vacuum Cleaner Filter-1
. 335.The Vacuum Cleaner Filter-2
. 336.The Rental Car-1
. 337.The Rental Car-2
. 338.The Marathon Cheater
. 339.School Bus Crashes
. 340.Don’t Take My Property
. 341.New Law for Taco Trucks
. 342.The Refund-1
. 343.The Refund-2
. 344.Shut Your Mouth
. 345.TSA’s New Policy-1
. 346.TSA’s New Policy-2
. 347.I’m Pregnant
. 348.Court Approves Same-Sex Marriage
. 349.Impolite to His Brother
. 350.Protecting the Public
. 351.Malibu to License Paparazzi
. 352.I'm Moving to NY
. 353.The Heart Attack-1
. 354.The Heart Attack-2
. 355.Let's Speak English

THE END






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